Sometimes when I'm imagining the essays I could write for classes, I come up with incredibly interesting titles of essays that I wouldn't write but would read. For example, I have to do a contrasting essay on two Shakespeare plays in the next few weeks and I've come up with a few ideas:
Rebellious women: How women can destroy their husbands
Spaces with different faces: how gender and social roles are broken in forests
Cuckolded men: emasculated men blame wives for own insecurities
See? All these are essays I would totally read, but don't actually have the patience to write. I love the semi-colon, as you can tell.
So, I was thinking that people should publish books I would read, because I wouldn't write them. I just have a lot of questions that need to be answered:
What do men do with all the time they spend at the gym? For, like 3 hours?
How to shop without buying new shoes
The essential guide to keeping a clean apartment without actually cleaning
If you're planning on writing any of these, could I write the forward?
currently listening to:
Crewed Up
Atmosphere
It's Friday!! Tiffany
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