HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS

Finally! A how-to guide on the world of dating by a nine year old. Where was I in the fourth grade? Oh, right, on the monkey bars. It seems like someone's mom-ager has read "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" one too many times.

Check out some of his advice:

• Don't wear sweatpants.
• You also have to be aware that girls win most of the arguments and have most of the power. If you know that now, things might be easier
• Hold off on falling in love until at least middle school

Well, then. I'll be sitting in my corner wondering where everything went wrong for me.

currently listening to:
Miss You
The Rolling Stones

xoxo tiffany